Snow Bunny Heaven

After purchase, you’ll receive your Apple Wallet-compatible digital pass via email or text, faster than a snow bunny can book a “spontaneous” trip to Aspen with daddy's credit card. 💳⛷️

• This pass is proof of elite bunny-slaying status—Whether you’re flexing your Cabo roster or dodging commitment like it’s black ice, this pass locks in your spot as a Bunny Slayer Hall of Famer.

• Does it come with real perks? Nope. But does it prove you’ve been in more snow than a questionable weekend in Miami? Absolutely.

Disclaimer: This is a digital product, so we legally have to protect ourselves from people trying to finesse refunds. We see you, King.